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strange new worlds rating from memory

my first English-language post on this blog!

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episode guide from memory

Most of this show's episodes I have seen but once – and it was when they originally aired. Recent seasons of Strange New Worlds have been increasingly upsetting to watch for me, to the point where I often find myself either not finishing episodes, or skipping them altogether after getting a small taster. The biggest problems have been:

But I have wondered: maybe it has always been this way. Maybe it was never good. Before I jump into a rewatch, I decided to open up a list of SNW episodes on Wikipedia to refresh my memory and gave each a simple good/bad or see/skip rating with as little nuance as possible. That part didn't entirely work out, but anyway:

Here is my pre-rewatch retrospective rating of episodes of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, complete with notes I jotted down about each, which are mostly very brief.

(next, I better make some graphs)


Season 1

first ep, i remember it begins with pike on a horse in the snow, it was a first contact prime directive episode

Good

uhura episode, music comet, shepherds

Good

storm on a planet, Una origin reveal, plasma beings, light addiction

Good

gorn trap, la'an memory has the answer/solution ala newtrek

eh, neither good nor bad

shenanigans episode w body swap humor, enterprise bingo

Good, was my favorite of the season at the time

first servant planet

Good, but disturbing because of the whole [spoiler omitted] thing

secret pirate

Good

where everyone is a fairytale character but its endearing actually because it's the first time they do sth like that or at least that's the way i remember it

good

ice planet, alien ripoff

eh, neither good nor bad

alternate future where Pike encounters Romulans

it was ok, let's say good


Season 2

wiki says something about false flag plan

don't really remember it

una trial ep

good

time travel w la'an and alt universe kirk, setting-things-up-slop except it doesn't actually set anything up? won't they-won't they just like spock and chapel

eh it's okay i guess?

amnesia planet episode

good, but kinda disturbong

human spock

good

uhura hallucinations, kirk

don't really remember this one

lower decks crossover which i did not care for one bit at the time but i did rewatch it once i got into lower decks successfully after ten attempts and it was:

ok
like, it wasn't good as an advertisement for lower decks, nor is it a good advertisement for snw. but if youre on board with ld humor, its sometimes pretty good

mbenga kills klingon general in an mbenga ptsd season subplot i didnt care for

eh not good not bad

musical episode

it was o.k., first big example of a snw gimmick episode not actually going far enough or good enough into the genre it's doing to justify itself. laughed a few times

gorn gorn gorn, scotty joins the show, action smaction

I think it was like fine? don't really remember


Season 3

idk part 2 to the gorn thing, i guess. sets up some real bad season long arcs

so eh?

fake wedding

bad

klingon zombies, mbenga says "to the death" in a pretty funny way

eh not good not bad

holodeck ep somehow, seems mean toward the concept of star trek somehow

did not like

evil cave, newly introduced medical officer character starts getting suffering-porned in his eye gore body possession horror thing

bad

kirk is in command with og characters, they use wired phones also, and there are scavengers who turn out to be humans

almost good but since these are legacy characters it's odd

documentary episode

chose not to watch

chose not to watch

enemy mine episode

did not watch but this one maybe i would like\

finale that resolves the excruciating season long arc

i don't think i watched it


Season 4

dinosaurs

it was ok

the horror episode

did not finish, did not like

drug trip episode

didn't watch

black and white episode

didn't watch

its muppets but they cant say muppets so they say puppets

chose not to watch

chapel and mbenga, apparently its similar to disaster?

didn't watch

soap opera episode

it was ok

badmiral episode, also concocted to be a kirk episode, if not for that part i'm gonna say it's

good

#review